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mcjp6 · 30 July 2010, 10:05 AM

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the old ladies said, "We bet we can tell how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."

One of the old ladies said, "Sure we can. Drop your pants!" He did. The three ladies looked at him for a few moments and then the other lady said, "Take off your underwear."

The guy dropped his underwear and the old ladies stared at him for a while longer and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?" The old ladies laughed, "You told us yesterday."

swatty · 31 July 2010, 08:36 AM

marshallr47 · 31 July 2010, 10:22 AM

DCgator · 31 July 2010, 10:59 AM

OMG too funny!

rfknauss · 31 July 2010, 11:13 AM

sleddog · 1 August 2010, 04:28 AM

:chuckle :

Prince · 1 August 2010, 07:20 AM

Michael, how old are you? You better be pretty old, or Rafael and I are coming after you!

Ummmmm, just as soon as I can find my car keys. And.............my car!!!

JJ Irani · 1 August 2010, 07:30 AM

limbo · 1 August 2010, 07:34 AM

Latrodectus · 1 August 2010, 09:18 AM

Lion · 3 August 2010, 01:34 AM

Very funny!!!

30 July 2010, 10:05 AM	#1
mcjp6 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Michael Location: VK2 - AUS Watch: 5513s Posts: 7,380	The old man Three old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the old ladies said, "We bet we can tell how old you are." The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it." One of the old ladies said, "Sure we can. Drop your pants!" He did. The three ladies looked at him for a few moments and then the other lady said, "Take off your underwear." The guy dropped his underwear and the old ladies stared at him for a while longer and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!" The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you guess that?" The old ladies laughed, "You told us yesterday."

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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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