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Old 31 August 2010, 02:52 AM   #1
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Blonde Phone Call

"Hi Mom, How are you?"

"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace

Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker ."
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Old 31 August 2010, 03:52 AM   #2
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Old 31 August 2010, 03:54 AM   #3
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Old 31 August 2010, 06:44 AM   #5
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Old 31 August 2010, 08:51 AM   #6
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Old 31 August 2010, 08:52 AM   #7
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Old 31 August 2010, 10:12 AM   #8
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Old 31 August 2010, 11:02 AM   #9
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Old 31 August 2010, 11:47 AM   #10
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Old 31 August 2010, 03:36 PM   #12
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Old 31 August 2010, 10:52 PM   #13
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Old 1 September 2010, 01:19 AM   #15
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Old 1 September 2010, 02:00 AM   #16
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Old 1 September 2010, 01:52 PM   #19
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