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Old 1 September 2010, 02:51 AM   #1
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The clock & watch shop

A man is walking down the street & enters a clock & watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead, gorgeous female sales clerk behind the counter.

He walks up to the counter where she's standing, unzips his pants, flops his thang out & flops it on the counter.

"What are you doing , sir?!?," she asks, "this is a clock & watch shop!"

He replies, "I know it is, & I would like 2 hands & a face put on this!"
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Old 1 September 2010, 02:52 AM   #2
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I didn't see that one coming
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Old 1 September 2010, 03:50 AM   #3
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Old 1 September 2010, 05:09 AM   #4
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Old 1 September 2010, 05:11 AM   #5
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like it!!!
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Wouldn't we all?
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Old 1 September 2010, 07:03 AM   #9
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Old 1 September 2010, 07:59 AM   #10
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and he gets a Black and Decker" just like the other joke
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Very funny!!!
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