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4 September 2010, 09:20 AM
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Ms Universe Pageant.........adults only
Miss Universe Pageant
By: Anonymous The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion THE FINALISTS: * Ms. America * Ms. Spain * Ms. Philippines QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that , male organs in America are like gentlemen. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman. (Applause...Applause) QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause....Applause) QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, of course, I can say that male organs in our country are like chismis! QUESTION: Chismis? MS. PHILIPPINES: Sorry......it means GOSSIP in our language. QUESTION: Hmm... interesting comparison. And why do you say that? MS. PHILIPPINES: I mean... Because... it passes from mouth to mouth. (STANDING OVATION!)
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4 September 2010, 10:00 AM
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4 September 2010, 12:05 PM
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 Iba ang Pinoy Kabayan!!!
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4 September 2010, 12:16 PM
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Mabuti...........
 
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4 September 2010, 12:21 PM
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ewwwwwww... but good joke
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4 September 2010, 12:35 PM
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Wow, too damn funny!
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4 September 2010, 02:51 PM
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4 September 2010, 03:20 PM
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Very good!!!
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4 September 2010, 04:09 PM
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