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17 September 2010, 04:49 AM
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Old Chinese Proverbs
* Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
* Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. * Man who run in front of car get tired. * Man who run behind car get exhausted. * Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. * Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. * Man with one chop stick go hungry. * Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails. * Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. * Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. * Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. * Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. * Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. * Man who drive like hell bound to get there. * Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. * Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. * Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. * Man who farts in church sits in own pew. * Crowded elevator smells different to midget. 
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17 September 2010, 04:53 AM
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17 September 2010, 04:59 AM
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17 September 2010, 05:04 AM
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Love them!
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17 September 2010, 07:41 AM
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great
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17 September 2010, 08:12 AM
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pha ha ha !!
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17 September 2010, 09:38 AM
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17 September 2010, 10:31 AM
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Funny.
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17 September 2010, 10:45 AM
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Some excellent ones there...!
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17 September 2010, 07:16 PM
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