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padi56 · 20 September 2005, 09:35 PM

A cow is standing in a field next to another cow. It turns to it and says "Aren't you afraid of catching that Mad Cow Disease that makes you go insane?"
The other cow looks back with disbelieve and says "WTF are you talking about, I'm a chicken."

A little girl asks her mother, "Mommy, where did I come from?" Her mother replied, "A stork." The little girl said, "Mommy, who shagg#d the stork?"

First boy: My dad's a lawyer
second boy: Honest?
First: No, just a normal one.

Two sausages are in a pan. One says "God damn, it's hot in here.."
The other one says, "Holy shite! A talking sausage.."

Seadweller · 21 September 2005, 12:27 AM

JJ Irani · 21 September 2005, 05:05 AM

AJC · 21 September 2005, 12:39 PM

20 September 2005, 09:35 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,250	Dumb Jokes, quick and painless. A cow is standing in a field next to another cow. It turns to it and says "Aren't you afraid of catching that Mad Cow Disease that makes you go insane?" The other cow looks back with disbelieve and says "WTF are you talking about, I'm a chicken." A little girl asks her mother, "Mommy, where did I come from?" Her mother replied, "A stork." The little girl said, "Mommy, who shagg#d the stork?" First boy: My dad's a lawyer second boy: Honest? First: No, just a normal one. Two sausages are in a pan. One says "God damn, it's hot in here.." The other one says, "Holy shite! A talking sausage.." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

21 September 2005, 12:27 AM	#2
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21 September 2005, 05:05 AM	#3
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21 September 2005, 12:39 PM	#4
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