New Words

Borrowed from Paneristi, with some modifications by me here and there...


1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying too many high end watches, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.


2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.


3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with and you'll blow it on a watch.


4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.


5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.



6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.


7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.


8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.


9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.


10. Hip-atitis: Terminal coolness.



11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)


12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.


13. Decaf-alon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only coffee.


14. Glibido: All talk and no action.


15. Dope-ler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.


16. Arach-noleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.


17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.


18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.

[Rockrolex]

[padi56]

Like 1. 6. 11.best

[Seadweller]

[JJ Irani]

Good ones, Johnny. You'd probably be #7 and might just about get in under category 1.

[AJC]