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Join Date: Dec 2004
Real Name: Adrian
Location: Bolton, UK.
Watch: Daytona 116520
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It could happen to anyone...........
Warning may offend people of a sensitive nature.
A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you may be the father of one of my children!" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, Christ! So he replies "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse!?" [scroll down] No she replies coldly,"I'm your sons' English Teacher"... ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
Watch: ing you.
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Well done adrian and so you should be.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Australia
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As Padi would say "Well done Adrain".
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Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: Who Me?
Location: Northern Virginia
Watch: out
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snicker snicker don't you just hate it when that happens... roflmao
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Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
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