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Old 23 September 2005, 05:29 PM   #1
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It could happen to anyone...........

Warning may offend people of a sensitive nature.


A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you may be the father of one
of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ!

So he replies "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on
the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me
with

some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse!?"

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No she replies coldly,"I'm your sons' English Teacher"...
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Old 23 September 2005, 06:14 PM   #2
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Well done adrian and so you should be.
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Old 24 September 2005, 01:37 AM   #3
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As Padi would say "Well done Adrain".

BTW.It really is one of those David Hasselhoff things,you know!!
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Old 24 September 2005, 01:48 AM   #4
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snicker snicker don't you just hate it when that happens... roflmao
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Old 24 September 2005, 04:29 AM   #5
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What a weekend starter!!
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