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theloxmyth · 8 January 2011, 12:44 PM

T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde woman already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.

blackmsport · 8 January 2011, 12:50 PM

Good shite ha ha

MonBK · 8 January 2011, 12:51 PM

:)

Chipmunk · 8 January 2011, 12:51 PM

velvet fog · 8 January 2011, 02:02 PM

Sounds like my ex girlfriend. :LOL:

AstroBoy · 8 January 2011, 02:45 PM

Very Funny !

egzbuen · 8 January 2011, 02:46 PM

hahaha

limbo · 8 January 2011, 07:49 PM

rfknauss · 9 January 2011, 01:23 AM

ade · 9 January 2011, 01:33 AM

Pmsl!!!

Art 1 · 9 January 2011, 08:29 AM

Kevin B · 9 January 2011, 08:40 AM

gotta love blonds

bemik · 10 January 2011, 03:20 PM

Rofl

henrylee · 10 January 2011, 03:30 PM

HaHa

asadtiger · 10 January 2011, 05:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Alexus · 10 January 2011, 06:28 PM

great :)

Ultraman · 10 January 2011, 08:39 PM

Hahahahahaha..

robertneville · 10 January 2011, 10:52 PM

i have been saying s h i t for years...Sure Happy Its Thursday!

Lion · 18 January 2011, 09:13 AM

Very funny!!!

johnbeth · 18 January 2011, 10:04 AM

dalip · 18 January 2011, 11:07 AM

Latrodectus · 18 January 2011, 01:01 PM

cr6man · 18 January 2011, 03:13 PM

swatty · 19 January 2011, 08:01 PM

TSW · 15 July 2011, 04:47 AM

:)

ManUtd · 15 July 2011, 04:55 AM

Route 66 · 15 July 2011, 03:24 PM

kekes7 · 15 July 2011, 06:03 PM

gold!

mtrunner · 16 July 2011, 01:57 AM

8 January 2011, 12:44 PM	#1
theloxmyth 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: NY Posts: 6,382	T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde woman already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?" The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh. __________________ Craig, The (I'm JUST a) Loxmyth. If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. — Albert Einstein (1879-1955) TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION IS ENABLED.

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