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mitchy · 17 March 2011, 02:50 PM

Jimmy, a priest and a rabbi were talking one day and during the course of the conversation, Jimmy casually asks the rabbi, "I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never even tasted it?"*

The rabbi responded, "I must tell you the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."*

Jimmy then asks the priest, "I know that in your religion, you're supposed to be celibate, but..." The priest interjected, "Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice."*

The rabbi then asks the priest, "Better than pork, isn't it?"

Dr. Robert · 17 March 2011, 03:23 PM

MonBK · 17 March 2011, 10:54 PM

:)

johnbeth · 17 March 2011, 10:59 PM

Lion · 26 March 2011, 04:07 AM

Very funny!!!

17 March 2011, 02:50 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	A Priest and Rabbi Jimmy, a priest and a rabbi were talking one day and during the course of the conversation, Jimmy casually asks the rabbi, "I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never even tasted it?"* The rabbi responded, "I must tell you the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."* Jimmy then asks the priest, "I know that in your religion, you're supposed to be celibate, but..." The priest interjected, "Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice."* The rabbi then asks the priest, "Better than pork, isn't it?" __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

17 March 2011, 03:23 PM	#2
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26 March 2011, 04:07 AM	#5
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

17 March 2011, 10:54 PM	#3
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