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17 March 2011, 03:44 PM
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Gorilla sex
A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.*
The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. "Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?" he asks.* The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: "First, I don't want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this." The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.* "Well," says the janitor, "I'm gonna need about a week to come up with the $500."
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20 March 2011, 01:12 AM
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20 March 2011, 01:48 AM
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20 March 2011, 09:00 AM
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20 March 2011, 07:00 PM
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Hohoho
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20 March 2011, 07:15 PM
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21 March 2011, 07:40 AM
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Funny...:)
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21 March 2011, 08:16 AM
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hahhaha
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21 March 2011, 10:51 AM
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dumb and dumber
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21 March 2011, 02:22 PM
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Haha
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26 March 2011, 02:46 AM
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Very funny!!!
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