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Old 24 March 2011, 05:22 PM   #1
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The cop and the girl

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"

"Yes," replies the little girl.

"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"

The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"

"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"


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Old 25 March 2011, 12:27 AM   #2
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Old 25 March 2011, 12:47 AM   #3
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Old 25 March 2011, 01:29 AM   #4
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Old 25 March 2011, 04:58 AM   #5
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Old 25 March 2011, 11:17 AM   #6
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Old 25 March 2011, 11:19 AM   #7
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If I say that to a Cop I possibly get charged for refusal to cooperate with a Law Enforcement Officer and get 20 hours community services for being a smart a...se
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Old 26 March 2011, 01:15 AM   #8
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Very funny!!!
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Old 26 March 2011, 01:17 AM   #9
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HaHa..:)
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