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27 March 2011, 10:00 AM
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Puns for intelligent people.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road & was cited for littering. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. Two silkworms had a race. They wound up in a tie. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
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27 March 2011, 10:23 AM
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I can't be that stupid....I got them.
  
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27 March 2011, 11:35 AM
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 My favorite was Linoleum Blownapart. Priceless.
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27 March 2011, 11:41 AM
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28 March 2011, 05:58 AM
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28 March 2011, 06:10 AM
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28 March 2011, 10:15 AM
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Lol!
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28 March 2011, 07:19 PM
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Very good
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28 March 2011, 08:34 PM
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28 March 2011, 11:59 PM
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29 March 2011, 12:33 AM
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Hahaha! Great!
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