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Old 29 March 2011, 03:09 AM   #1
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Very dirty joke. NSFW. No one under 21.

What's the difference between a BJ and a Big Mac?
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Old 29 March 2011, 03:10 AM   #2
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I give up.
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Old 29 March 2011, 03:16 AM   #3
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Something about swallowing one whole?
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Old 29 March 2011, 03:24 AM   #4
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Eating big mac make you throw up from your mouth, while a receiving BJ makes your throw up from your...
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Old 29 March 2011, 04:18 AM   #5
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That's a good question.
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Old 29 March 2011, 04:21 AM   #6
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Personally I've only tried 50% of your question and I must say Big Mac's aren't that bad.

I'm sure someone who tried both can answer the question.
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Old 29 March 2011, 04:22 AM   #7
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Personally I've only tried 50% of your question and I must say Big Mac's aren't that bad.

I'm sure someone who tried both can answer the question.
LOL

Bruno whats the answer? I'm thinking that your comic timings a bit off?
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Old 29 March 2011, 04:22 AM   #8
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I hope this doesn't have anything to do with special sauce.
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Old 29 March 2011, 05:02 AM   #9
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Personally I've only tried 50% of your question and I must say Big Mac's aren't that bad.
I too have only had 50% of your question. What exactly is this big mac thing you speak of?
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Old 29 March 2011, 05:03 AM   #10
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I too have only had 50% of your question. What exactly is this big mac thing you speak of?
Please, stay away from me.
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Old 29 March 2011, 05:04 AM   #11
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Please, stay away from me.
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Old 29 March 2011, 05:12 AM   #12
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Personally I've only tried 50% of your question and I must say Big Mac's aren't that bad.

I'm sure someone who tried both can answer the question.
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Old 29 March 2011, 05:13 AM   #13
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Old 29 March 2011, 05:35 AM   #14
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Don't pick up the soap , Mon
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Old 29 March 2011, 06:11 AM   #15
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Don't pick up the soap , Mon
Wouldn't dream about it, not in this company.
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Old 29 March 2011, 06:29 AM   #16
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Old 29 March 2011, 06:33 AM   #17
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Please tell me.......I want to know already.
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Old 29 March 2011, 06:36 AM   #18
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Old 29 March 2011, 06:43 AM   #19
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about 2000 calories
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Old 29 March 2011, 08:15 AM   #20
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Old 29 March 2011, 09:22 AM   #21
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Old 29 March 2011, 09:29 AM   #22
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about 2000 calories


Not a bad answer.
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Old 29 March 2011, 09:37 AM   #23
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Well, If I am asking a woman, the answer might be..



If you don't know, would you like to share a Big Mac with me.
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Old 29 March 2011, 06:40 PM   #24
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