Castros army

[mitchy]

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that? " The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army. " The bartender says, "Alright then " and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that? " The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army. " The bartender says "Alright then " and the man leaves.
The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then start s walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that? " The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army. "
The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard? " The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service! "

[Dr. Robert]

[Chipmunk]

[Route 66]

[rfknauss]

[MonBK]

:)

[Lion]

Very good!!!

[FeelingTheBlues]

[TSW]

[figbo]

[SWIMPRUF]

[swatty]

[1675-David]

[SoftLink]

Sorry for being pedantic but I think they would order Mojitos.
As for uncontrolled hair growth I recall a thread regards to shave or not to...
believe it was about arms though.

[z32turbo]

[eric23]

[Art 1]