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Iron Dealer 1 · 23 August 2011, 02:27 AM

I went fishing this morning but after a short time ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait, so...

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

Kokyuryoku · 23 August 2011, 03:03 AM

I love this joke

I can just imagine that happening. Animals are cute.

limbo · 23 August 2011, 06:38 AM

Art 1 · 23 August 2011, 07:02 AM

Gaijin · 23 August 2011, 03:41 PM

I caught a fish in Texas once and as I reeled it into the bank there was a cottonmouth/water moccasin firmly latched on to the fish. I let the snake have it.

Kokyuryoku · 23 August 2011, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaijin

I caught a fish in Texas once and as I reeled it into the bank there was a cottonmouth/water moccasin firmly latched on to the fish. I let the snake have it.

That's awesome

mitchy · 23 August 2011, 10:00 PM

SWIMPRUF · 27 August 2011, 10:10 PM

TSW · 28 August 2011, 02:51 AM

:)

FeelingTheBlues · 5 October 2011, 02:08 PM

23 August 2011, 02:27 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	A Jack Daniels Fishing Story... I went fishing this morning but after a short time ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait, so... Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth. Life is good in the South. __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

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Gaijin 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Japan Watch: ing your back. Posts: 16,179	I caught a fish in Texas once and as I reeled it into the bank there was a cottonmouth/water moccasin firmly latched on to the fish. I let the snake have it.

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