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Old 2 November 2011, 04:42 PM   #1
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Oral sex survey

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about 'Oral Sex':
a.. 3% liked the warmth.
b.. 4% enjoyed the sensation.
c.. 93% appreciated the silence.
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Old 2 November 2011, 04:57 PM   #2
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Oral sex ? been married too long :chuc kle:
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Old 3 November 2011, 05:59 AM   #8
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Old 3 November 2011, 07:57 AM   #9
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Old 3 November 2011, 08:04 AM   #10
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Old 4 November 2011, 10:09 PM   #11
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Oral sex ? been married too long :chuc kle:
Isn't that when your wife tells you (us) to "GO F... yourself"?
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