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FeelingTheBlues · 4 November 2011, 08:21 AM

A young man decides to leave the Halloween he was attending. Indeed, thinking he could have a bit of action during the night, he got rejected by the naughty schoolgirl, the nurse was on her way to a bedroom with the zombie when he last saw her and the french maid hit him when he tried to seduce her. A bit disappointed by his evening, he suddenly has an idea when he sees a pumpkin that still had its candle inside on his way home:

- Hey! It should be quite warm in that thing! And its nose is just the good size...

So he decides to give it a try. He takes off his pants, gets near the pumpkin and starts his little thing when, suddenly, he gets interrupted by a cop who was patrolling around:

- Sir, are you aware that you're having sexual intercourse with a pumpkin!? Asks the officer, quite disturbed by the scene.

- Oh God, replies the embarrassed but clever man, don't tell me it's already midnight!

asadtiger · 4 November 2011, 07:18 PM

very clever

SWIMPRUF · 4 November 2011, 10:06 PM

mitchy · 5 November 2011, 02:15 AM

TSW · 5 November 2011, 02:34 AM

:)

Art 1 · 5 November 2011, 11:28 PM

4 November 2011, 08:21 AM	#1
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Happy Halloween A young man decides to leave the Halloween he was attending. Indeed, thinking he could have a bit of action during the night, he got rejected by the naughty schoolgirl, the nurse was on her way to a bedroom with the zombie when he last saw her and the french maid hit him when he tried to seduce her. A bit disappointed by his evening, he suddenly has an idea when he sees a pumpkin that still had its candle inside on his way home: - Hey! It should be quite warm in that thing! And its nose is just the good size... So he decides to give it a try. He takes off his pants, gets near the pumpkin and starts his little thing when, suddenly, he gets interrupted by a cop who was patrolling around: - Sir, are you aware that you're having sexual intercourse with a pumpkin!? Asks the officer, quite disturbed by the scene. - Oh God, replies the embarrassed but clever man, don't tell me it's already midnight! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

4 November 2011, 10:06 PM	#3
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5 November 2011, 02:15 AM	#4
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	__________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

5 November 2011, 02:34 AM	#5
TSW "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: TSW Location: Le Brassus Watch: Rolex & AP's Posts: 27,449	:) __________________ AP Owners Club IG @swiss.watch.connection

4 November 2011, 07:18 PM	#2
asadtiger "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Asad A. Awan Location: kabul, Afghanista Watch: Tissot PRX Posts: 2,698	very clever

5 November 2011, 11:28 PM	#6
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