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Dr. Robert · 8 November 2011, 11:18 AM

A woman walks into a bar, sits at the bar.... looks around, there's a guy sitting next to her & the bartender...she says "I'm bored & want a special cocktail, something fun"
She looks at the guy next to her & asks "what are you having?"
He says..."special cocktail".....takes a sip & proceeds to fly through the room.
She gasps & orders one....drinks it quickly, goes up to the roof flings herself off, falls to earth & dies.
The bartender looks at the guy & says, "Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk"

FeelingTheBlues · 8 November 2011, 01:12 PM

A classic!

TSW · 8 November 2011, 04:26 PM

Art 1 · 8 November 2011, 09:41 PM

rfknauss · 9 November 2011, 09:50 AM

mitchy · 9 November 2011, 09:54 AM

MonBK · 10 November 2011, 02:50 AM

:)

SWIMPRUF · 12 November 2011, 12:03 PM

8 November 2011, 11:18 AM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,123	Special Cocktail A woman walks into a bar, sits at the bar.... looks around, there's a guy sitting next to her & the bartender...she says "I'm bored & want a special cocktail, something fun" She looks at the guy next to her & asks "what are you having?" He says..."special cocktail".....takes a sip & proceeds to fly through the room. She gasps & orders one....drinks it quickly, goes up to the roof flings herself off, falls to earth & dies. The bartender looks at the guy & says, "Superman, you're a jerk when you're drunk" __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

8 November 2011, 01:12 PM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	A classic! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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