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Old 21 November 2011, 04:52 AM   #1
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Labour Pains!

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that could transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none as well. She and her husband were ecstatic.


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When they got home they found the milkman dead on the front porch!!
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Old 21 November 2011, 05:06 AM   #2
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That was a good one!
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Old 21 November 2011, 08:27 AM   #3
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Old 21 November 2011, 11:48 AM   #4
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I thought the last line was your signature so I didn't bother to read it! It's actually a very good one.
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Old 21 November 2011, 01:30 PM   #5
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.....like all great comedy.....you turned left on me at the end......
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Old 21 November 2011, 10:45 PM   #6
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Old 21 November 2011, 10:50 PM   #7
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Old 24 November 2011, 06:48 PM   #8
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Old 29 November 2011, 02:22 AM   #10
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Old 29 November 2011, 06:20 AM   #11
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pmsl wife thought this was great
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