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BH13GMT · 25 December 2011, 12:49 AM

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the copilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!" The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm Sorry, " and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going to Houston."

theloxmyth · 25 December 2011, 01:09 AM

johnbeth · 25 December 2011, 01:12 AM

Route 66 · 25 December 2011, 01:19 AM

TSW · 25 December 2011, 01:53 AM

:))

Art 1 · 25 December 2011, 02:36 AM

bgriz · 25 December 2011, 03:47 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 25 December 2011, 04:28 PM

77T · 29 December 2011, 03:10 PM

SWIMPRUF · 1 January 2012, 12:17 AM

jorgea · 1 January 2012, 01:03 PM

That is the best answer/solution to get the blonde to move back to her seat.

mitchy · 1 January 2012, 03:28 PM

h999r · 1 January 2012, 06:59 PM

Hahaha

Holdout · 2 January 2012, 02:31 AM

I just flew back to Houston last night with my wife who is very blonde. I just shared this with her and she thinks it's funny too.

GradyPhilpott · 2 January 2012, 03:19 AM

I'm blond and I think blonde jokes are funny, but if you changed the word blonde to any other classification of human beings, there would be dozens of irate posts, a probable ban, suicide bombings, Molotov cocktails, and maybe even thermo-nuclear war.

We, the blond and fair-skinned people of the world are the bomb. Oh wait, wrong word.

We, the blond and fair-skinned people of the world are way cool and share a good sense of humor.

Bisquitlips · 2 January 2012, 03:28 AM

BH13GMT · 2 January 2012, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by GradyPhilpott

I'm blond and I think blonde jokes are funny, but if you changed the word blonde to any other classification of human beings, there would be dozens of irate posts, a probable ban, suicide bombing, Molotov cocktails, and maybe even thermo-nuclear war.

We, the blond and fair-skinned people of the world are the bomb. Oh wait, wrong word.

We, the blond and fair-skinned people of the world are way cool and share a good sense of humor.

I must admit I posted a joke about the Irish SAS a few months back and that caused some complaints.
Mrs BH13 is blonde (collars match the cuffs

) and she rolls the eyes when I tell her any blonde gags.

GradyPhilpott · 2 January 2012, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BH13GMT

...collars match the cuffs....

Dolly Parton: "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I also know that I'm not blonde."

STEELINOX · 2 January 2012, 04:23 AM

ngyuk ngyuk !

Lion · 16 January 2012, 07:48 AM

Very good....

eric23 · 17 January 2012, 03:32 AM

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