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SPACE-DWELLER · 17 August 2007, 02:29 AM

Listen guys!

I have a BIG problem, and I desperately need your advice!

My girlfriend is behaving in a VERY strange way lately!

Every time she gets a phone call, and if I am around, she gets all quiet like and starts whispering into the phone!

If she gets an SMS on her cellular, she quickly deletes it, and she wouldn't dream of letting me read it.

Recently, she asked me if she could borrow my Rolex SS Sub Date, because she thinks it is "soooo cool". She wanted to wear it on her wrist when she goes to town to party.

I love her, so I reluctantly accepted borrowing her my Rolex.

She has often been VERY angry about me spending so much time here on TRF, but I told her "What can I do? I am bored when you are not at home, darling".

One late night when she came home from one of her frequent night outs, I discovered that she had badly scratched my Sub!!

I did not know what to say about it, so I kept my mouth shut

Anyway:

When I asked her where she had been, she replied that she had been hanging around with her "friends" and named some names of girlfriends that I have never heard of before. Hmmmm!

VERY strange!

The other day when she went to town again, I looked out of the window as she went down the street, and I spotted a man in a car waiting for her further down the road!

She gave him a kiss, too!

Of course she was again wearing my Sub! I cannot refuse her anything, she's my sweatheart!

NOW MY QUESTION to you since I am quite desperate:

Shall I flip my SS Sub Date since I is now scratched and buy the SS GMT II 116710LN?

timebroker · 17 August 2007, 02:41 AM

Both but first the gf

Rockrolex · 17 August 2007, 02:50 AM

Flip the gf and the Sub. That way you clean house all at once.

SPACE-DWELLER · 17 August 2007, 03:13 AM

MEN!

This was a JOKE!

I have NO girlfriend at the moment, and if I had had one, I would have NEVER burrowed my Sub Date to her

The point of the joke was that - really - I couldn't care less about her, but was only needing advice on buying another Rolex despite the fact that one should think I needed personal advice about my relationship with her

Rockrolex · 17 August 2007, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spacedweller

MEN!

This was a JOKE!

I have NO girlfriend at the moment, and if I had had one, I would have NEVER burrowed my Sub Date to her

The point of the joke was that - really - I couldn't care less about her, but was only needing advice on buying another Rolex despite the fact that one should think I needed personal advice about my relationship with her

Bo, we knew it was a joke. But since you presented the issue in a serious vein, we thought we would play along.

So what was the question again? Oh, should you buy another Rolex? Duh, what do you think? Does that really require an answer.

timebroker · 17 August 2007, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Bo, we knew it was a joke. But since you presented the issue in a serious vein, we thought we would play along.

So what was the question again? Oh, should you buy another Rolex? Duh, what do you think? Does that really require an answer.

WWOODDYY74 · 17 August 2007, 04:50 AM

Even after reading the whole thread, I still think you should flip her and roll her in the hay! If you know what I mean! But, then again, of course you should get another Rollie!

Alcan · 17 August 2007, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spacedweller

I DESPERATELY need help!

No argument here, Bo!

SPACE-DWELLER · 17 August 2007, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcan

No argument here, Bo!

JJ, how do you make this tosser list?

Word or Excel file?

I think I have candidate # 1

WWOODDYY74 · 17 August 2007, 05:22 AM

Who is a tosser? I think we all need help, honestly!

Alcan · 17 August 2007, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWOODDYY74

Who is a tosser? I think we all need help, honestly!

Here ya go, but used with affection on TRF:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker

Alcan · 17 August 2007, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spacedweller

JJ, how do you make this tosser list?

Word or Excel file?

I think I have candidate # 1

SPACE-DWELLER · 17 August 2007, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alcan

Here ya go, but used with affection on TRF:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker

I'll give you affection!

This is a visual guide to my "Tosser initiation ritual":

1)

>

2)

, yes you are right in your thought what I am going to do with that branch in my hands >

3)

>

4)

Tools · 20 August 2007, 06:41 AM

.

Bo, cheap girlfriends are a dime a dozen....

But a cheap Rolex isn't easy to come by..

SPACE-DWELLER · 20 August 2007, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tools

.

Bo, cheap girlfriends are a dime a dozen....

But a cheap Rolex isn't easy to come by..

Just found this pic in another joke:

Kinda tells the story, doesn't it??

Andad · 20 August 2007, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spacedweller

JJ, how do you make this tosser list?

Word or Excel file?

I think I have candidate # 1

You have TWO.

SPACE-DWELLER · 20 August 2007, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spacedweller

JJ, how do you make this tosser list?

Word or Excel file?

I think I have candidate # 1

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

You have TWO.

You have always had a very special place in my heart, Eddie

So therefore I actually named the whole FILE "Eddie" in your honour

Andad · 20 August 2007, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spacedweller

You have always had a very special place in my heart, Eddie

So therefore I actually named the whole FILE "Eddie" in your honour

17 August 2007, 02:29 AM	#1
SPACE-DWELLER "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Bo Location: Denmark Watch: Rolex, of course! Posts: 22,436	I DESPERATELY need help! PLEASE help me!!! Listen guys! I have a BIG problem, and I desperately need your advice! My girlfriend is behaving in a VERY strange way lately! Every time she gets a phone call, and if I am around, she gets all quiet like and starts whispering into the phone! If she gets an SMS on her cellular, she quickly deletes it, and she wouldn't dream of letting me read it. Recently, she asked me if she could borrow my Rolex SS Sub Date, because she thinks it is "soooo cool". She wanted to wear it on her wrist when she goes to town to party. I love her, so I reluctantly accepted borrowing her my Rolex. She has often been VERY angry about me spending so much time here on TRF, but I told her "What can I do? I am bored when you are not at home, darling". One late night when she came home from one of her frequent night outs, I discovered that she had badly scratched my Sub!! I did not know what to say about it, so I kept my mouth shut Anyway: When I asked her where she had been, she replied that she had been hanging around with her "friends" and named some names of girlfriends that I have never heard of before. Hmmmm! VERY strange! The other day when she went to town again, I looked out of the window as she went down the street, and I spotted a man in a car waiting for her further down the road! She gave him a kiss, too! Of course she was again wearing my Sub! I cannot refuse her anything, she's my sweatheart! NOW MY QUESTION to you since I am quite desperate: Shall I flip my SS Sub Date since I is now scratched and buy the SS GMT II 116710LN? __________________ With kind regards, Bo LocTite 221: The Taming Of The Screw...

17 August 2007, 02:50 AM	#3
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,951	Flip the gf and the Sub. That way you clean house all at once. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

17 August 2007, 03:13 AM	#4
SPACE-DWELLER "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Bo Location: Denmark Watch: Rolex, of course! Posts: 22,436	MEN! This was a JOKE! I have NO girlfriend at the moment, and if I had had one, I would have NEVER burrowed my Sub Date to her The point of the joke was that - really - I couldn't care less about her, but was only needing advice on buying another Rolex despite the fact that one should think I needed personal advice about my relationship with her __________________ With kind regards, Bo LocTite 221: The Taming Of The Screw...

17 August 2007, 02:41 AM	#2
timebroker "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Filip Location: Belgium Posts: 1,619	Both but first the gf

17 August 2007, 04:50 AM	#7
WWOODDYY74 Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Mitchell Location: Okinawa Japan Watch: Explorer II Posts: 166	Even after reading the whole thread, I still think you should flip her and roll her in the hay! If you know what I mean! But, then again, of course you should get another Rollie!

17 August 2007, 05:22 AM	#10
WWOODDYY74 Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Mitchell Location: Okinawa Japan Watch: Explorer II Posts: 166	Who is a tosser? I think we all need help, honestly!

20 August 2007, 06:41 AM	#14
Tools TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,496	. Bo, cheap girlfriends are a dime a dozen.... But a cheap Rolex isn't easy to come by..

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