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blackmsport · 4 January 2012, 12:28 PM

John Smith

A White Indigenous Australian

Started the day early having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN )
For 6 am.
~~~~~~~~~~~~

While his coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA)
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Was perking, he shaved with his

Electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He put on a

Dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA),

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And

Tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After cooking his breakfast in his new

Electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He sat down with his

Calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To see how much he could spend today.

After setting his
Watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To the radio

(MADE IN INDIA )

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

He got in his car

(MADE IN GERMANY )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Filled it with PETROL

(from Saudi Arabia )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And continued his search

For a good paying AUSTRALIAN JOB.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

At the end of yet another discouraging

And fruitless day

Checking his

Computer

( made in MALAYSIA ),
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Poured himself a glass of

Cheap wine

(MADE IN FRANCE )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And turned on his

TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And then wondered why he can't

Find a good paying job in

AUSTRALIA

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT WHO ARE GOING TO CREATE EVEN "MORE JOBS OVERSEAS" WITH A

CARBON TAX

DESIGNED TO DESTROY EVEN MORE AUSTRALIAN JOBS BECAUSE ITS IN THE NATIONAL INTEREST!!!!

LED BY A PRIME MINISTER MADE IN WALES

FeelingTheBlues · 4 January 2012, 12:56 PM

Ibtl.

mitchy · 4 January 2012, 08:28 PM

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dalip · 4 January 2012, 08:48 PM

You know - one way or the other the rules of this forum are going to be understood.

4 January 2012, 12:28 PM	#1
blackmsport Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Melb - Australia Posts: 2,959	Made in Australia !!!! John Smith A White Indigenous Australian Started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) For 6 am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Was perking, he shaved with his Electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He put on a Dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And Tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After cooking his breakfast in his new Electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He sat down with his Calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To see how much he could spend today. After setting his Watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Filled it with PETROL (from Saudi Arabia ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And continued his search For a good paying AUSTRALIAN JOB. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At the end of yet another discouraging And fruitless day Checking his Computer ( made in MALAYSIA ), ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Poured himself a glass of Cheap wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And then wondered why he can't Find a good paying job in AUSTRALIA ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT WHO ARE GOING TO CREATE EVEN "MORE JOBS OVERSEAS" WITH A CARBON TAX DESIGNED TO DESTROY EVEN MORE AUSTRALIAN JOBS BECAUSE ITS IN THE NATIONAL INTEREST!!!! LED BY A PRIME MINISTER MADE IN WALES

4 January 2012, 12:56 PM	#2
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