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Dr. Robert · 6 January 2012, 04:47 PM

2 women were out for a Saturday stroll.......1 had a Doberman, the other a Chihuahua.
As they walked down the street, the 1 w/ the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."
The woman w/ the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there....we've got dogs w/ us."
The 1 w/ the Doberman said "Just watch, & do as I do."
They walked over to the bar & the 1 w/ the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses & started to walk in.
The bouncer @ the door said "Sorry lady, no pets allowed."
The woman w/ the Doberman said, "You don't understand.....this is my seeing eye dog."
The bouncer said "A Doberman?"
The woman replied, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."
The bouncer said "Come on in."
The woman w/ the Chihuahua thought that convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing eye dog may be a bit difficult, but thought......
"what the heck"
So she put on her dark glasses & started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said "Sorry lady, no pets allowed."
The woman said, "You don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog."
The bouncer said "A Chihuahua?"
The woman w/ the Chihuahua said "A Chihuahua? They gave me a f$%king
Chihuahua?!?"

FeelingTheBlues · 6 January 2012, 05:04 PM

TSW · 6 January 2012, 05:36 PM

:))

MonBK · 6 January 2012, 05:44 PM

:)

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hbbfam · 7 January 2012, 02:45 AM

Every once in awhile, a clever one here. Very good.

mjclark32 · 7 January 2012, 02:52 AM

hahahhaa

Chipmunk · 7 January 2012, 02:56 AM

Art 1 · 7 January 2012, 06:29 AM

bgriz · 8 January 2012, 07:20 AM

77T · 8 January 2012, 10:32 AM

Oh wow ... Chihuahuas

Lion · 15 January 2012, 06:53 AM

Very funny!!!

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Dr. Robert "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 65,310	Seeing Eye Dogs 2 women were out for a Saturday stroll.......1 had a Doberman, the other a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the 1 w/ the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The woman w/ the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there....we've got dogs w/ us." The 1 w/ the Doberman said "Just watch, & do as I do." They walked over to the bar & the 1 w/ the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses & started to walk in. The bouncer @ the door said "Sorry lady, no pets allowed." The woman w/ the Doberman said, "You don't understand.....this is my seeing eye dog." The bouncer said "A Doberman?" The woman replied, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good." The bouncer said "Come on in." The woman w/ the Chihuahua thought that convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing eye dog may be a bit difficult, but thought...... "what the heck" So she put on her dark glasses & started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said "Sorry lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog." The bouncer said "A Chihuahua?" The woman w/ the Chihuahua said "A Chihuahua? They gave me a f$%king Chihuahua?!?" __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

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