Dog versus Dog

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The Arab Dog vs. the Israeli Dog
>
> The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they
> would someday end up destroying the whole world. So, they decided to
> settle their dispute with an ancient practice: A duel of two, like David
> and Goliath. This duel would be a dog fight.
>
> The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years to develop the best
> fighting dog they could. The dog that won the fight would earn its people
> the right to rule the disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay
> down its arms for good.
>
> The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Doberman's and Rottweiler's in the
> world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the
> meanest Siberian wolves.
>
> They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy of each litter, fed it the
> best food and killed all the other puppies. They used steroids and
> trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine. And after the 5
> years were up, they had a dog that needed steel prison bars on its cage.
> Only expert trainers could handle this incredibly nasty and ferocious
> beast.
>
> When the day of the big dog-fight finally arrived, the Israelis showed up
> with a very strange-looking animal, a Dachshund that was 10 feet long!
>
> Everyone at the dogfight arena felt sorry for the Israelis. No one there
> seriously thought this weird, odd-looking animal stood any chance against
> the growling beast over in the Arab camp. All the bookies took a look and
> predicted that the Arab dog would win in less than a minute.
>
> As the cages were opened, the Dachshund very slowly waddled towards the
> center of the ring.
>
> The Arab dog leaped from its cage and charged the giant ''wiener-dog''. As
> he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws
> and swallowed the Arab beast whole in one bite. There was nothing left but
> a small puff of fur from the Arab killer dog's tail floating to the
> ground.
>
> The stunned crowd of international observers, bookies and media personnel
> let out a collective gasp of disbelief and surprise.
>
> The Arabs left in disappointed and disgust.
>
> An American dog expert approached the Israelis, shaking his head in
> disbelief. "I do not understand," he said, "Arab top scientists and
> breeders worked for 5 long years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans,
> Rottweilers and Siberian wolves, and they developed an incredible killing
> machine of a dog!"
>
> The Israelis replied. "Well, for 5 years, we have had a team of Filipino
> plastic surgeons from L.A. working to make an alligator look like a
> Dachshund."
>

[FeelingTheBlues]

[limbo]

[MonBK]

:)

[mitchy]

[Iron Dealer 1]

now thats thinking outside the box!!

[eric23]

[mjclark32]

haha

[77T]

[TSW]

:)

[xhype]

Lol ha

[Art 1]

[swatty]

[Feras]

Hahaha, imo the plastic surgeon is an American and nt philipino ;)

[Chipmunk]

[Lion]

Very good.....

[bgriz]