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25 October 2005, 06:28 PM
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Stutter.
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?" The second guy speaking very slowly, tells the first guy, I.....w...a...s......a...l...m...o...s..t........m ...a...r...r...i...e..d" The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you've lost your stutter!" The reply comes, "Y..e..s, .I....w..e..n..t.....t..o.....a.....d..o..c..t.o.. r......a..n..d. . he...... t..o..l..d..... m..e.... t..h..a..t..... i..f..... I...... s..p..e...a..k..... s..l..o..w.l..y...... I .... w..o..u..l..d..... n..o..t.... s..t..u...t..t..e..r." The friend congratulates him and then asks about how he was almost married. "W..e..l..l,..... m..y..... f..i..a..n..c..e..e....a..n..d........ I...... w..e.. r..e..... s..i.t..t..i..n..g.... o..n.....h..e..r....... p..o..r..c..h... a..n...d.... t..h..e... d..o..g... w..a..s.. s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g...... h..i..s....b..a..c..k....s.o..... I..... t..o..l..d.... h.e..r...... t..h..a.t......w..h..e..n..... w..e.....a..r..e.... m..a..r..r..i..e.d,........ s..h..e...... c..a..n d..o..... t..h..a..t..... f..o..r..... m..e...... a..n..d..... t..h..e..n.... s.h..e.... t..h..r..e..w....... t..h..e..... r..i..n..g..... i..n..... m..y..... f..a..c..e" Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the friend. "W..e..l..l, .I.....s..p..e..a..k.....s..o.....s..l..o..w.l..y, .....t..h..a..t... b..y..t..h ..e.... t..i...m...e..... s.h..e... l..o..o..k..e..d. .a..t . t..h..e ... .d..o..g,..... h..e . w..a..s.......l..i..c..k..i..n..g .h..i..s ... b..a..l..l..s."
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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25 October 2005, 11:33 PM
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Roflmfao!!!!!!!
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26 October 2005, 01:47 PM
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OMG!!LMAO!!!
 
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26 October 2005, 04:26 PM
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 :Padi, you're in super form today!!
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26 October 2005, 06:13 PM
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Thank you kind sir your are very welcome.
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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24 February 2008, 03:47 AM
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24 February 2008, 04:55 AM
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24 February 2008, 05:41 AM
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24 February 2008, 11:34 AM
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24 February 2008, 05:25 PM
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24 February 2008, 06:20 PM
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