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Old 3 April 2012, 02:49 AM   #1
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Jesus's Nationality?

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He didn't get a fair trial.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.

2. He had wine with His meals.

3. He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anAmerican Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all, no matter which Nationality ~~ 3 proofs that Jesus was a Woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.


Can I get an AMEN!!
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Old 3 April 2012, 03:09 AM   #2
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Old 3 April 2012, 03:14 AM   #3
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Yeah, I like that!
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Old 3 April 2012, 11:37 AM   #4
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Amen to that!
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Old 3 April 2012, 11:47 AM   #5
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Old 3 April 2012, 12:48 PM   #6
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Old 3 April 2012, 06:09 PM   #7
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Old 3 April 2012, 06:16 PM   #8
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I'm sure he is a black man.
When I asked him the question:

"What am I"?

He answered:












































'You is what you is'.
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