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padi56 · 2 November 2005, 08:13 PM

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about
their sons

My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we
obviously decided to call him George."

"That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St
Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."

"That's incredible, what a coincidence," said the Irishman. Exactly the
same thing happened with my son Pancake."
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There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage
daughters.

The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I
found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know
she smokes".

The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the
other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really
shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry about.
I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of
condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a c*ck."

3 November 2005, 12:20 AM

JJ Irani · 3 November 2005, 03:34 AM

mailman · 3 November 2005, 08:16 AM

2 November 2005, 08:13 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman. An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we obviously decided to call him George." "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew." "That's incredible, what a coincidence," said the Irishman. Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake." ------------------- There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes". The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank." With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a c*ck." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

3 November 2005, 03:34 AM	#3
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3 November 2005, 08:16 AM	#4
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