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Iron Dealer 1 · 28 April 2012, 12:26 AM

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse comes in to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"

MonBK · 28 April 2012, 02:21 AM

Always funny..:)

penangite · 28 April 2012, 02:58 AM

Really funny. Good one.

TSW · 28 April 2012, 04:52 AM

:)))

FeelingTheBlues · 28 April 2012, 08:51 AM

Grissom · 29 April 2012, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by FeelingTheBlues

x2!!

z32turbo · 29 April 2012, 01:53 PM

77T · 29 April 2012, 05:55 PM

He gets an "A"

swatty · 29 April 2012, 07:46 PM

mjclark32 · 29 April 2012, 08:06 PM

Hahaha

mitchy · 1 May 2012, 02:02 AM

28 April 2012, 12:26 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	Are My Testicles Black? A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse comes in to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?" __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

28 April 2012, 04:52 AM	#4
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28 April 2012, 08:51 AM	#5
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29 April 2012, 05:55 PM	#8
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28 April 2012, 02:21 AM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Always funny..:)

28 April 2012, 02:58 AM	#3
penangite Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Mikey Location: Watching World Watch: Rolex & Panerai Posts: 212	Really funny. Good one.

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29 April 2012, 08:06 PM	#10
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