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limbo · 9 October 2007, 06:49 AM

A man and this girl, on their first date, were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Abruptly, the girl stopped the man dead in his tracks. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the obligatory cigarette, the man sat in the driver's seat, staring out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

Robb · 9 October 2007, 06:51 AM

Tools · 9 October 2007, 07:27 AM

timebroker · 9 October 2007, 09:41 PM

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Downing · 10 October 2007, 12:25 PM

Alex Stylianou · 10 October 2007, 07:44 PM

:r ofl:

Flyjet601 · 13 October 2007, 01:00 AM

roadcarver · 13 October 2007, 01:01 AM

hee hee!

9 October 2007, 06:49 AM	#1
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Men are smarter than women A man and this girl, on their first date, were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Abruptly, the girl stopped the man dead in his tracks. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the obligatory cigarette, the man sat in the driver's seat, staring out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

9 October 2007, 06:51 AM	#2
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