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arttay10 · 14 October 2007, 04:36 AM

A Women dressed to kill - goe into her local AD to pick out a Rolex for her husband as a birthday surprise.
See walks in past the saleman and heads to the Rolex display..
She notices a 18kt Full Gold Daytona, MOP/diamond dial - all the trimmngs - out on the counter on a Rolex Holder.
She glances at the Salesman - whose busy, head-down, doing some paperwork.
She reaches out - as her fingers caress the dial - she suddenly breaks a little wind....
She quckly glances back at the salesman, looking to see if he had heard her - in embarrassment.
He's still head down, doing paperwork.
She reaches out again to touch the watch - yet again, as her fingers carress the dial, she suddenly breaks a little wind....
Again - she quickly glances back to the salesman, who this time, lifts his head, stands up - and starts to walk towards her.
"Now then madam..." he said. " I could'nt help but notice that as your fingers reached out and touched the face of this, magnificent watch - on both occassions - you suddenly let out a bit of wind."
"Believe me madam - this is nothing to be ashamed of .......
Because... when I tell you the price of this magnificent piece - I can almost guarantee that you'll properbly end up SH**TING yourself !!"

JJ Irani · 14 October 2007, 04:38 AM

Robb · 14 October 2007, 04:40 AM

Tools · 14 October 2007, 05:10 AM

Downing · 14 October 2007, 11:48 AM

Gaijin · 14 October 2007, 01:18 PM

Hahaha!

daunwaun · 14 October 2007, 03:18 PM

roflroflrofl

TDH · 16 October 2007, 02:58 AM

Good one!

14 October 2007, 04:36 AM	#1
arttay10 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancashire, UK Watch: ???????? Posts: 2,187	Women In AD shop browsing.. A Women dressed to kill - goe into her local AD to pick out a Rolex for her husband as a birthday surprise. See walks in past the saleman and heads to the Rolex display.. She notices a 18kt Full Gold Daytona, MOP/diamond dial - all the trimmngs - out on the counter on a Rolex Holder. She glances at the Salesman - whose busy, head-down, doing some paperwork. She reaches out - as her fingers caress the dial - she suddenly breaks a little wind.... She quckly glances back at the salesman, looking to see if he had heard her - in embarrassment. He's still head down, doing paperwork. She reaches out again to touch the watch - yet again, as her fingers carress the dial, she suddenly breaks a little wind.... Again - she quickly glances back to the salesman, who this time, lifts his head, stands up - and starts to walk towards her. "Now then madam..." he said. " I could'nt help but notice that as your fingers reached out and touched the face of this, magnificent watch - on both occassions - you suddenly let out a bit of wind." "Believe me madam - this is nothing to be ashamed of ....... Because... when I tell you the price of this magnificent piece - I can almost guarantee that you'll properbly end up SH**TING yourself !!"

14 October 2007, 04:38 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

14 October 2007, 04:40 AM	#3
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14 October 2007, 11:48 AM	#5
Downing "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Real Name: Downing Location: Portland, Oregon Watch: SD ExpII GO Nav ND Posts: 1,640	__________________ One if by land, one if by sea, one if by air and one uh, just to tell time. Rolex Explorer II White Rolex Sea-Dweller Glashütte Original Navigator Panerai 183 G Black Seal

14 October 2007, 03:18 PM	#7
daunwaun "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Ken Location: toronto Watch: 18K YG Day Date Posts: 2,985	roflroflrofl __________________ DAUNWAUN

14 October 2007, 05:10 AM	#4
Tools TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,502

14 October 2007, 01:18 PM	#6
Gaijin 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Japan Watch: ing your back. Posts: 16,179	Hahaha!

16 October 2007, 02:58 AM	#8
TDH "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Jay Location: Here n there Watch: Sub Posts: 1,641	Good one!

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