The horth whithperer

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THE HORTH WHITHPERER

> > A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says
> > he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.His buddy
> > asks, 'How will I recognize him?''That's
> > easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'So, the
> > dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for
> > a male or female horse.'A female horth.'So he shows
> > him a prized filly.'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her
> > eyeth? 'So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the
> > horse's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee
> > her earzth? 'So he picks the little fella up again, and
> > shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I thee
> > her mouf? 'The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by
> > this point, but hepicks him up again and shows him the
> > horse's mouth. 'Nith mouf, can I see her
> > twat? 'Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher
> > grabs him underhis arms and rams the dwarf's head up the
> > horse's fanny,pulls him out and slams him on the
> > ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and
> > coughing.'Perhapth I should rephrase that.Can I thee her
> > wun awound a widdlebit?'

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