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Old 18 July 2012, 12:18 AM   #1
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The best pubs

"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back
Home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord
Goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, He'll buy
The fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion,
The barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman. "Back home in Sin Jahn's,
there's the Codfish Bar. The moment you sets foot in the place, they'll
Buy you a drink, then another. All the drinks you like actually. Then,
When you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you
Gets laid. All on de house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true..

"Well," said the Englishman, still suspicious, "Did this actually happen
to you?"

"Not me self, personally, no," admitted the Irishman. "But it did happen
To me sister quite a few times."
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Old 18 July 2012, 12:19 AM   #2
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Old 18 July 2012, 12:38 AM   #3
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Old 18 July 2012, 12:54 AM   #4
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Old 18 July 2012, 06:03 AM   #5
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Old 18 July 2012, 06:11 AM   #6
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Old 18 July 2012, 06:40 AM   #7
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Old 18 July 2012, 10:41 PM   #11
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