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Old 21 August 2012, 07:10 AM   #1
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Jesus Drove a Honda

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Old 21 August 2012, 07:11 AM   #2
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He drove a Lambo on Rescue Me ...
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Old 21 August 2012, 07:53 AM   #3
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It must have been part of His confidentiality agreement before leaving GM...
Because everyone says GM is Godforsaken...
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Old 21 August 2012, 08:31 AM   #4
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I`m sure it`s a Mercedes now that the Vatican have the Popemobile.
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Old 21 August 2012, 08:37 AM   #5
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Old 21 August 2012, 08:54 AM   #6
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Old 21 August 2012, 10:14 AM   #7
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Old 22 August 2012, 05:46 AM   #8
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Old 23 August 2012, 02:25 AM   #9
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Old 23 August 2012, 05:25 AM   #10
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Dig the robe
I never knew Jesus was 5ft tall
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Old 23 August 2012, 06:08 AM   #11
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Hahahahaha, that's pretty good
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Old 23 August 2012, 06:38 AM   #12
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Actually, God is a Plymouth man:

"And He drove them out in his Fury!"



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Old 23 August 2012, 06:39 AM   #13
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I never knew Jesus was 5ft tall
If you watched Family Guy you would.
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Old 23 August 2012, 08:13 AM   #14
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I thought he had and english car, Im sure I read he came over the hill in his triumph
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Old 23 August 2012, 11:30 AM   #15
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Old 23 August 2012, 06:31 PM   #16
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haha

all he needs is a joint and he looks like jim morrison
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Old 23 August 2012, 06:44 PM   #17
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Old 24 August 2012, 02:28 AM   #18
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Old 27 August 2012, 12:06 PM   #19
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Old 6 October 2012, 12:19 PM   #20
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Heaps of petrol heads in the bible mate ......

At one stage God was tooling around in an old Plymouth cos the bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.

But Psalm 83 suggests the Almighty also owned a Pontiac and a Geo. That passage urges Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm".

Later on it seems, God got hooked on pick-up trucks because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast".

And Moses and Joshua, they were hard-core bikers. The roar of Moses Triumph was heard in the hills and Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

And car-pooling even gets a mention cos the Apostles were in one Accord.
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Old 11 October 2012, 06:35 AM   #24
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