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padi56 · 19 October 2012, 08:32 PM

A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to
break into show-biz, so the agent says "Okay kid, show me what you
do." The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings a
bit, does an acrobatic act with an ottoman, and is good enough to
impress the agent.

"Great kid! Just great!," says the agent "I can do things for ya!
I think I can get you a show on T.V." (This was the early
sixties.) "By the way, what's your name?"

The young man, proud and excited, exclaims "Penis Van Lesbian."

"'Scuse me?," questions the agent.

"My name is Penis Van Lesbian" again replies the young man.

"Hey I'm sorry kid, you're gonna have to change your name, nobody
is gonna hire you with a name like Penis Van Lesbian."

Well the young man is crestfallen but steadfastly refuses to
change his name, so he leaves to find another agent.

A few months later he returns to the same agent. "Hey kid! Good
to see ya again!" says the agent, "Are ya still looking for work?
Have ya changed your name?"

With his head hanging low the young man replies "Yes. Every agent
in town turned me down because of my name, Penis Van Lesbian. So
I've changed it".

"Great kid, great! What's your new name?"

"Dick Van Dyke."

Art 1 · 19 October 2012, 08:45 PM

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malarky_hk · 19 October 2012, 11:39 PM

Ha..ha..

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jatco · 29 October 2012, 06:40 AM

Thats a good one....

MonBK · 29 October 2012, 06:43 AM

:)

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Rodentman · 30 October 2012, 04:30 AM

I didn't know that.

19 October 2012, 08:32 PM	#1
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