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Floridadogg · 26 December 2007, 03:53 AM

HERS: Dear diary: Yesterday was such a trying day. Worst of all was this feeling of distance that is growing between George and me. He came home at 4 pm yesterday and was silent. I asked him how his day went, and he said "sh*tty". I tried to kiss him and console him but he just withdrew more and more. During dinner he only sipped the Merlot and fumbled with his food. He barely ate his favorite desert, the carrot cake that I slaved over all day. Then we watched television and he was restless. I tried to kiss him and he said "Lets go upstairs" I put on a beautiful blue negilgee and all he did was satisfy himself with me. I didn't get anywhere near orgasm. He is soooo distant. Then he rolled over and snored. I am afraid my life is a shambles. I feel so insecure. I need a psychiatrist to sort this all out.

His:

"Yesterday I shot a f#cking 95 at the Country Club and lost $400 on the golf course. But at least I got laid"

Moderator Edit (Prince): Let's attempt to be careful of the language here, shall we?!?

Alcan · 26 December 2007, 03:59 AM

A 95???

JJ Irani · 26 December 2007, 03:59 AM

frostie · 26 December 2007, 04:02 AM

ohsixx · 27 December 2007, 01:03 AM

Downing · 27 December 2007, 05:11 AM

jasonbellevue · 27 December 2007, 01:56 PM

Tools · 29 December 2007, 12:19 PM

Floridadogg · 15 January 2008, 01:22 AM

This needs to be revived for Elaine in Singapore.

Elaine · 15 January 2008, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floridadogg

This needs to be revived for Elaine in Singapore.

woah there buddy ......

personal attack here !!!!!!!!

do you have a problem with me ?

Lisa · 15 January 2008, 01:33 AM

Elaine, this poor guy just can't control his hostility. I'm outta here.... come with me, and we'll hang with the nice folks....

Elaine · 15 January 2008, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Elaine, this poor guy just can't control his hostility. I'm outta here.... come with me, and we'll hang with the nice folks....

thanks lisa ......

i will not stoop to his level but neither will i be run off by some pig headed person !!!!!

Floridadogg · 15 January 2008, 01:37 AM

I am not hostile. I love women. I especially like Oklahoma City. My sister's name is Elaine.

Elaine · 15 January 2008, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floridadogg

I am not hostile. I love women. I especially like Oklahoma City. My sister's name is Elaine.

gosh ......... i had already withdrawn from that thread and you want to start something over here Allan

say whatever you want ....

you are just making an ass of yourself ...... the posts will speak for themselve

kcmo · 15 January 2008, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Elaine, this poor guy just can't control his hostility. I'm outta here.... come with me, and we'll hang with the nice folks....

X2

JJ Irani · 15 January 2008, 02:44 AM

Hey Allan,

I think this joke is now starting to get out of hand. Please back off and let's show some respect to these fine ladies, uh?

Thank you - JJ

padi56 · 15 January 2008, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floridadogg

This needs to be revived for Elaine in Singapore.

You have been already warned by one mod for your language.So I will make it very very plain back off now,this is your final warning.
Padi

bmq · 15 January 2008, 04:11 AM

Floridadogg · 15 January 2008, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

You have been already warned by one mod for your language.So I will make it very very plain back off now,this is your final warning.
Padi

I apologize to anybody I have offended.

Carolina · 15 January 2008, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floridadogg

I apologize to anybody I have offended.

Thanks, Allan - no hard feelings, OK??

26 December 2007, 03:53 AM	#1
Floridadogg Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Real Name: Allan Location: Florida Watch: 116520 & 116523 Posts: 468	Two diaries HERS: Dear diary: Yesterday was such a trying day. Worst of all was this feeling of distance that is growing between George and me. He came home at 4 pm yesterday and was silent. I asked him how his day went, and he said "shtty". I tried to kiss him and console him but he just withdrew more and more. During dinner he only sipped the Merlot and fumbled with his food. He barely ate his favorite desert, the carrot cake that I slaved over all day. Then we watched television and he was restless. I tried to kiss him and he said "Lets go upstairs" I put on a beautiful blue negilgee and all he did was satisfy himself with me. I didn't get anywhere near orgasm. He is soooo distant. Then he rolled over and snored. I am afraid my life is a shambles. I feel so insecure. I need a psychiatrist to sort this all out. His: "Yesterday I shot a f#cking 95 at the Country Club and lost $400 on the golf course. But at least I got laid" Moderator Edit (Prince):* Let's attempt to be careful of the language here, shall we?!? Last edited by Floridadogg; 26 December 2007 at 03:54 AM.. Reason: spelling

26 December 2007, 03:59 AM	#2
Alcan 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Al Location: Way Up North Watch: your P's & Q's Posts: 10,473	A 95??? __________________ Member #1,315 I don't want to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol IS a solution!

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15 January 2008, 01:22 AM	#9
Floridadogg Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Real Name: Allan Location: Florida Watch: 116520 & 116523 Posts: 468	This needs to be revived for Elaine in Singapore.

15 January 2008, 01:33 AM	#11
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Elaine, this poor guy just can't control his hostility. I'm outta here.... come with me, and we'll hang with the nice folks....

15 January 2008, 01:37 AM	#13
Floridadogg Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Real Name: Allan Location: Florida Watch: 116520 & 116523 Posts: 468	I am not hostile. I love women. I especially like Oklahoma City. My sister's name is Elaine.

15 January 2008, 02:44 AM	#16
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hey Allan, I think this joke is now starting to get out of hand. Please back off and let's show some respect to these fine ladies, uh? Thank you - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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