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astcell · 6 January 2008, 04:13 AM

A young blond woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the young blond declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blond headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. As the shopkeeper starts to congratulate her, the Blonde suddenly Rolls her eyes heavenward, and screams in frustration, "Rats! This one's barefoot, too!!"

JJ Irani · 6 January 2008, 04:15 AM

Incurable · 6 January 2008, 04:16 AM

Didn't see that one coming...

ohsixx · 6 January 2008, 04:50 AM

frostie · 6 January 2008, 05:07 AM

jasonbellevue · 6 January 2008, 05:35 AM

Tools · 8 January 2008, 03:02 PM

Downing · 9 January 2008, 06:42 AM

mailman · 9 January 2008, 10:04 AM

Lisa · 9 January 2008, 10:39 AM

Cute!

Prof9000 · 12 January 2008, 04:08 AM

Lol

6 January 2008, 04:13 AM	#1
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Alligator shoes. A young blond woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blond declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blond headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. As the shopkeeper starts to congratulate her, the Blonde suddenly Rolls her eyes heavenward, and screams in frustration, "Rats! This one's barefoot, too!!"

6 January 2008, 04:15 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

6 January 2008, 04:16 AM	#3
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9 January 2008, 06:42 AM	#8
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9 January 2008, 10:04 AM	#9
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9 January 2008, 10:39 AM	#10
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