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26 July 2013, 09:28 AM
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Real Name: Mike
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Classified Ad....
A woman who has had no luck with men decides to put an ad in the local classifieds...ad states...'I am looking for a man that will not beat me, won't run around on me and is great in bed.'
A few days later a nice guy calls in response to the ad and she invites him over to meet. The doorbell rings and she jumps up, opens the door, but is surprised to see a man in a wheelchair. She politely says hello....and then asks...'How do you meet the things I asked for in the ad??' He says....'Well I am paralyzed from the neck down....so there is no way I can beat you...and I definitely can't run around on you...' She says...'Thats two out of three....but what about being good in bed??' He smiles and replies with...'How do you think I rang the doorbell?!' |
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26 July 2013, 09:31 AM
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28 July 2013, 07:15 AM
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28 July 2013, 02:22 PM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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29 July 2013, 01:56 AM
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Real Name: Thomas
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.. thats a good one...!
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29 July 2013, 02:08 AM
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29 July 2013, 05:15 AM
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Real Name: Jeff
Location: Michigan
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29 July 2013, 05:17 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
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29 July 2013, 08:49 PM
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Real Name: TSW
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:))
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31 March 2018, 04:41 PM
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I will try lolx...:P
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31 March 2018, 05:30 PM
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