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Orchi · 23 January 2008, 09:32 PM

Old is when your friends compliment your lovely new alligator shoes and you're bare-foot.

Old is when the Doc stops giving you x-rays and just holds you up to the light.

Old is when the only porn you bring home is 'Debby Does Dialysis'.

Old is when the term, 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

Old is when a gorgeous lady catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door!

Old is when an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to pee.

Old is when the wife says to you, "Darling, let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

Robb · 23 January 2008, 10:01 PM

astcell · 23 January 2008, 11:21 PM

Old is when sheep can outrun you, right JJ?

Or is that hell?

JJ Irani · 24 January 2008, 03:08 AM

JJ Irani · 24 January 2008, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astcell

Old is when sheep can outrun you, right JJ?

Or is that hell?

frostie · 24 January 2008, 05:22 AM

jasonbellevue · 24 January 2008, 04:27 PM

Ashley · 24 January 2008, 06:19 PM

23 January 2008, 09:32 PM	#1
Orchi Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Malaysia Posts: 2,934	What is old...? Old is when your friends compliment your lovely new alligator shoes and you're bare-foot. Old is when the Doc stops giving you x-rays and just holds you up to the light. Old is when the only porn you bring home is 'Debby Does Dialysis'. Old is when the term, 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot. Old is when a gorgeous lady catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door! Old is when an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to pee. Old is when the wife says to you, "Darling, let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

23 January 2008, 10:01 PM	#2
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