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3 September 2013, 11:19 PM
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The soldier and the nun.
The soldier and the nun.
A soldier emerged from a grove of trees and saw a nun walking along the road. Breathless and flustered, he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun was very confused but took pity on him and agreed. A moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??" The nun replied, "Yes, he went that way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to war." The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear." The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to war either."
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4 September 2013, 01:37 AM
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4 September 2013, 02:08 AM
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4 September 2013, 05:54 AM
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4 September 2013, 06:41 AM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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4 September 2013, 09:29 AM
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4 September 2013, 12:43 PM
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4 September 2013, 02:14 PM
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4 September 2013, 11:25 PM
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5 September 2013, 08:58 PM
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6 September 2013, 04:55 PM
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4 November 2013, 04:40 PM
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6 November 2013, 06:28 AM
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Ha...ha...ha....It's a good one!
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6 November 2013, 08:40 AM
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6 November 2013, 09:43 AM
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