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East Bay Rider · 28 January 2008, 10:51 AM

Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, subtly and with determination began the quest to change their behavior and lifestyle once their vows were exchanged.

Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical conclusion.

When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn.

Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins.

She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn . . aisle, altar, hymn . . .aisle, altar, hymn . . . and finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed.

She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks 'I'll alter him!'

popot53 · 28 January 2008, 11:01 AM

hahahaha

frostie · 28 January 2008, 11:24 AM

Carolina · 28 January 2008, 01:28 PM

JJ Irani · 28 January 2008, 01:53 PM

Elaine · 28 January 2008, 02:43 PM

TDH · 28 January 2008, 02:50 PM

jasonbellevue · 28 January 2008, 06:01 PM

bmq · 29 January 2008, 11:35 AM

Tools · 29 January 2008, 02:03 PM

mailman · 30 January 2008, 12:20 AM

Not without a fight she wont

CPCC · 25 February 2008, 06:59 PM

28 January 2008, 10:51 AM	#1
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,054	Married life. Explained Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, subtly and with determination began the quest to change their behavior and lifestyle once their vows were exchanged. Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical conclusion. When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn . . aisle, altar, hymn . . .aisle, altar, hymn . . . and finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed. She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks 'I'll alter him!' __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

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