Passports

[Foxy1]

ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER-----HILARIOUS!

This letter is a thing of beauty (even if the language is a bit rough)...
You definitely feel the guy's pain! An actual letter to the passport office...


Dear Sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable t.v. from them back in 1987, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!!

I apologize, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my f*****g address.

What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal assholes workin' there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another fxxxxxg copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day?? Nooooo, that'd be to damn easy and maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the fxxxxxg place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know,the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (bureaucratic fxxxxxg morons) Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!

[cop414]

[MonBK]

So true.

[samsmart]

Thats great

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[GerardoG]

Soooooo true! I just renewed my passport, and the picture I had taken as part of the documents that had to be presented was rejected. Why? Because you could (and I quote) 'detect a hint of a smile', not even a smile, just a hint. True story.

[jatco]

/\ .. Yep.., that doesnt surprise me 1 IOTA...!! Sad tho..!!

[FeelingTheBlues]

That's pretty funny!

[dysondiver]

if it wasnt true it would be sad ,,,, but its just so true its great

[Psmith]

[crowncollection]

love it

[subtona]

Hahaha

[77T]

[Hairdude1]

[swatty]

[limbo]

[kieselguhr]

Its so true I'm laughing

[GradyPhilpott]

They only ask all those questions if you're a citizen. It would be illegal to ask such questions of a non-citizen.

If you think that's bad, try to sign up for, well, you know.

[porschejeff]

Great one love it!

[jatco]

Originally Posted by GradyPhilpott

They only ask all those questions if you're a citizen. It would be illegal to ask such questions of a non-citizen.

If you think that's bad, try to sign up for, well, you know.

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I hear ya.. and probably not too far from the truth here, either.
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On a side note, at least now in Canada, Finally, you can get a PPT for 10yrs..like the rest of the world (+/-..) .. Instead of every 5 yrs.. -

[Bangel]

[AstroBoy]

So right on...!

[SLS]