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bungcarlo · 19 November 2013, 01:06 PM

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".

The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.

The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!''

The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''

cop414 · 19 November 2013, 01:10 PM

Hahahaha... I just spit iced tea all over my shirt, that's hilarious!

UFGatorRolex · 19 November 2013, 01:13 PM

Haha!

43builder · 19 November 2013, 01:40 PM

lol

subtona · 19 November 2013, 01:40 PM

Foxy1 · 19 November 2013, 02:37 PM

DCgator · 19 November 2013, 02:43 PM

Too funny!

Hairdude1 · 19 November 2013, 03:30 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 19 November 2013, 09:45 PM

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MonBK · 20 November 2013, 03:32 AM

Haha..:)

Psmith · 20 November 2013, 07:26 AM

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Bangel · 22 November 2013, 08:10 PM

I'm glad I didn't see that punch line coming!

77T · 27 November 2013, 03:00 PM

paverman · 28 November 2013, 02:21 PM

Where do you guys cum up with this stuff??

anilzat · 29 November 2013, 12:38 AM

19 November 2013, 01:06 PM	#1
bungcarlo "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Real Name: Erwin Location: usa Watch: Sea Dweller Posts: 685	aahh...those construction workers!!! A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw". The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''

19 November 2013, 01:10 PM	#2
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