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23 November 2013, 05:20 AM
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the irrate old man ( true story )
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated loudly. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter... 
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23 November 2013, 05:24 AM
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23 November 2013, 07:04 AM
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23 November 2013, 12:10 PM
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Funny! !
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23 November 2013, 12:40 PM
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23 November 2013, 04:43 PM
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Hahaha!
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23 November 2013, 05:28 PM
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23 November 2013, 05:33 PM
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23 November 2013, 09:19 PM
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23 November 2013, 09:37 PM
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23 November 2013, 10:55 PM
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Very cute. I laughed out loud (lol!).
I just forwarded it to my buddy. He's a Urologist. Should be right up his alley. |
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24 November 2013, 12:17 AM
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27 November 2013, 02:57 PM
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28 November 2013, 05:59 AM
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Very Funny
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28 November 2013, 02:03 PM
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