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Sperry · 29 November 2013, 09:30 AM

A man is in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?"

The nurse raises his gown, holds his cock in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

cop414 · 29 November 2013, 10:47 AM

Hahahaha...

Foxy1 · 29 November 2013, 07:25 PM

hahahahahahah

MonBK · 29 November 2013, 07:29 PM

Very funny...:)

Psmith · 29 November 2013, 08:42 PM

anilzat · 30 November 2013, 12:35 AM

:) great.

Cc1966 · 30 November 2013, 05:41 AM

Frosty · 30 November 2013, 05:53 AM

RRGHOST1 · 30 November 2013, 09:44 AM

I like it !

vitalsignsrn · 30 November 2013, 02:41 PM

Ok, gotta tell my co-workers that one.

swatty · 30 November 2013, 06:01 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 1 December 2013, 04:22 AM

Hairdude1 · 1 December 2013, 07:08 AM

subtona · 1 December 2013, 07:09 AM

mjclark32 · 1 December 2013, 07:10 AM

Hahahahaha

Lucky777 · 2 December 2013, 11:56 AM

Great one !

77T · 3 December 2013, 08:24 PM

Cru Jones · 5 December 2013, 11:36 PM

:-)

mike@ec · 6 December 2013, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vitalsignsrn

Ok, gotta tell my co-workers that one.

Judy.. your co-workers will love that one

ltmgeller · 6 December 2013, 06:54 AM

That's a good one.

29 November 2013, 09:30 AM	#1
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	A man is in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth . . . A man is in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown, holds his cock in one hand and his balls in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"

29 November 2013, 10:47 AM	#2
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