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Old 13 February 2008, 01:10 PM   #1
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Poor Old Man

Poor Old Man

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying.

The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife
who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"

The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"

The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"











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Old 13 February 2008, 01:22 PM   #2
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Old 13 February 2008, 01:37 PM   #3
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Old 13 February 2008, 02:12 PM   #4
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Old 13 February 2008, 03:31 PM   #5
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Old 13 February 2008, 03:31 PM   #6
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Old 13 February 2008, 11:17 PM   #8
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