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Old 20 December 2013, 04:24 AM   #1
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Blonde with red ears.

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a skirt and the phone rang ~ but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh, dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"
"The son of a bitch called back."
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Old 20 December 2013, 04:58 AM   #2
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Old 21 December 2013, 01:16 PM   #3
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Old 21 December 2013, 02:24 PM   #4
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Old 21 December 2013, 10:44 PM   #5
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Old 22 December 2013, 02:22 AM   #6
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Old 22 December 2013, 02:25 AM   #7
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Old 22 December 2013, 03:52 AM   #8
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Old 23 December 2013, 01:37 AM   #9
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Old 24 December 2013, 09:09 AM   #10
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Old 24 December 2013, 08:15 PM   #11
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Old 25 December 2013, 05:09 AM   #12
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Old 14 September 2014, 10:06 AM   #13
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Old 14 September 2014, 01:55 PM   #14
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Old 14 September 2014, 10:03 PM   #15
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Old 15 September 2014, 11:08 PM   #16
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This is a good one!
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Old 15 September 2014, 11:56 PM   #17
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Old 16 September 2014, 05:33 AM   #18
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Old 19 September 2014, 04:27 PM   #19
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Old 20 September 2014, 03:39 AM   #20
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