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Old 22 December 2005, 08:12 PM   #1
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Which features attract Women.

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.

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Old 23 December 2005, 03:16 AM   #2
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Dina must be in phase 2 every time she has it out with her male man on this forum!!!
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Old 23 December 2005, 07:45 AM   #3
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Old 23 December 2005, 12:24 PM   #4
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Dina must be in phase 2 every time she has it out with her male man on this forum!!!
I think she would've done that to me today if she could've.
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Old 23 December 2005, 02:14 PM   #6
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Old 23 December 2005, 02:15 PM   #7
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Why you gotta start with me?
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Old 23 December 2005, 02:27 PM   #8
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Leave her alone, you tosser...pick on someone your own size...like me!!! (***says JJ very sheepishly whilst cowering under Dina's skirt***)
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Old 23 December 2005, 02:29 PM   #9
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Leave her alone, you tosser...pick on someone your own size...like me!!! (***says JJ very sheepishly whilst cowering under Dina's skirt***)
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Old 23 December 2005, 02:35 PM   #10
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Now which part of "God JJ" do I NOT understand? The "sheepish" part or the "cowering under Dina's skirt" part?
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She is my size. She's only one inch shorter than me.
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This isn't even a battle
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