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Old 21 February 2008, 09:55 AM   #1
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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Old 21 February 2008, 10:30 AM   #2
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Lets try to imagine that thought? Sitting around with my SINGLE buddies watching sports, drinking beer, talking war stories, lying about the strippers we pleasured, talking fishing, farting, explaining the split S for the last time; oh did I forget to mention BEER. Man did I lose my train of thought thinking about not being married!
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Old 21 February 2008, 10:54 AM   #3
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
You mean as life intended, Nancy?!?
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Old 21 February 2008, 11:26 AM   #4
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Lets try to imagine that thought? Sitting around with my SINGLE buddies watching sports, drinking beer, talking war stories, lying about the strippers we pleasured, talking fishing, farting, explaining the split S for the last time; oh did I forget to mention BEER. Man did I lose my train of thought thinking about not being married!
So.......just out of curiosity.........how do single guys find their own car keys?
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Old 21 February 2008, 11:26 AM   #5
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You mean as life intended, Nancy?!?
Would that be the "ignorance is bliss" thing?
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So.......just out of curiosity.........how do single guys find their own car keys?
They ask their date.
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Old 21 February 2008, 11:33 AM   #7
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.......before or after she washes your dirty socks?
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I'll say it, I LIKE BEING MARRIED.









With that said......................Honey can I get another watch?
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Old 21 February 2008, 11:40 AM   #9
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I'll say it, I LIKE BEING MARRIED.








With that said......................Honey can I get another watch?
That's pretty impressive suckuppery Bryan!
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Old 21 February 2008, 11:48 AM   #10
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That's pretty impressive suckuppery Bryan!
Thank you. I do actually enjoy being married to my wife. The best part of my day is when I am with her.
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Old 21 February 2008, 12:06 PM   #12
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So.......just out of curiosity.........how do single guys find their own car keys?
Just like underware...you just buy new ones.
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Old 21 February 2008, 12:07 PM   #13
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Thank you. I do actually enjoy being married to my wife. The best part of my day is when I am with her.
Aman brother.
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Old 21 February 2008, 12:12 PM   #14
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Aman brother.
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Does your shirt fit?
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Some of us are capable of finding our car keys, and more... So is Bryan a trained and certified suckuppatist? I like that word...
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It fits PERFECT. I am strutting around the house saying "I am Rolex Man".


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Old 21 February 2008, 12:28 PM   #17
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Al, your birthday is over and man rules have to hide until next year.
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Old 21 February 2008, 12:29 PM   #18
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Thanks!!!!:chuc kle:
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Yes, but then women would go through life thinking they always looked beautiful!!
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Thank you. I do actually enjoy being married to my wife. The best part of my day is when I am with her.
i love being married to my wife. she is without a doubt the best thing that has ever happened to me.
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Old 21 February 2008, 08:17 PM   #22
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Some of us are capable of finding our car keys, and more... So is Bryan a trained and certified suckuppatist? I like that word...
If I can't find a word I need, I just make one up. It makes things so much easier!
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Old 21 February 2008, 08:20 PM   #23
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Yes, but then women would go through life thinking they always looked beautiful!!
Oh heck, we KNOW we don't! Why else do you think we have 50 jars of unknown items in the bathroom all the time?
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Old 22 February 2008, 03:07 AM   #24
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Oh heck, we KNOW we don't! Why else do you think we have 50 jars of unknown items in the bathroom all the time?
Tell me about it......Rocket Science would be a tad easier to understand!!!
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