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Old 31 December 2005, 09:00 PM   #1
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Ikea New Range.

Following the recent announcement regarding civil partnerships, Ikea has introduced its new "Lesbos" range especially for lesbians. Instead of being assembled by screwing, this new range is all tongue and groove.
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Following the recent announcement regarding civil partnerships, Ikea has introduced its new "Lesbos" range especially for lesbians. Instead of being assembled by screwing, this new range is all tongue and groove.
Tongue and groove hey? That makes me a lesbian too!
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Tongue and groove hey? That makes me a lesbian too!
Are you the bitch or the butch?
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Old 1 January 2006, 04:40 PM   #7
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Are you the bitch or the butch?
Hmmmm.....more like the biiiiiatch!!
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Hmmmm.....more like the biiiiiatch!!
You're just too hip for your bad self, JJ.

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Tongue and groove hey? That makes me a lesbian too!
I've always contended that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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